Trump: “Suburban Women, Will You Please Like Me?”
On Tuesday night in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Your Favorite President begged filthy whores to vote for him. “Suburban women, will you please like me?” the President pleaded. I don’t blame him…
Wait: The Michigan Kidnapping Hoax Isn’t Finished Yet!
I thought for sure they were going to bury this, because everyone thought it was so stupid. I frankly can’t really believe one single person believed it, but I guess…
Because of Course: Conservatives Accuse Cory Booker of “Mansplaining” to Amy Double Names
Conservatives have been celebrating the nomination to the Supreme Court of Amy Coney Barrett, a woman with two surnames who adopted blacks and left her own children to raise themselves…
UK the First to Introduce Corona “Color Code,” Creating Total Lockdown Society
Most of you will probably remember that I told you they were going to introduce a color-coded alert system for “coronavirus activity.” Well, that’s happened already in Britain. BBC News:…
The CDC Says 200 Zillion Have Died from Corona. The Real Number Could be as High as 50 Hundred Bajillion Gazillion.
Not only is the CDC not openly lying and reporting completely fake coronavirus numbers: they’re not reporting all of the numbers. It is entirely possible and in fact likely that…
Mitt Romney Posts Whining Message About How People Should be Nice
The scumbag Mitt Romney, a man who ran Bane Capital and destroyed the lives of untold numbers of normal working Americans, a man who supports Black Lives Matter Marxist terrorism,…
Cristiano Ronaldo Tests Positive for Coronavirus – Expected to be Dead in the Next Ten Minutes
The thing about the coronavirus: it doesn’t care if you’re a big star. It infects you just as well, regardless. Sky News: Cristiano Ronaldo has tested positive for coronavirus and…
New York Times Still Printing Front Page Articles About Russian Hoax
The Russian hoax is now admitted to be false, manufactured by Hillary Clinton, the Justice Department and the intelligence agencies for the purpose of causing Donald Trump to lose the…
Louisiana: 11-Year-Old Black Kid Carjacks a School Bus, Takes It for a Joyride
When I saw the headline, I was hoping it was a white kid with some balls. But no: all the white kids are on Ritalin and tranny hormones. Props to…
The Coronavirus Hysteria is Now Mundane Terrorism
Reading these virus articles has become utterly surreal. Everyone knows it is fake at this point, and they’re just going to keep talking about it like it is the end…