Museums Across Europe Being Robbed of Nazi Memorabilia by Highly Competent Burglars
This brings me joy. New York Times: It was 2 a.m. on a Tuesday when the raid began at the Eyewitness War Museum in the town of Beek, the Netherlands.…
Boris Johnson Refers to Donald Trump as “The Previous President”
What an absolute scumbag. Even if you believe Joe Biden won, Donald Trump is still the President. Never trust a fat slob. USA Today: As President Donald Trump digs his…
Real President Donald Trump Gives a Speech About Coronavirus Vaccine
Trump gave his first speech in 7 days, appearing in the Rose Garden of the White House to talk about the coronavirus vaccine. Frankly, I’m feeling a bit dejected that…
Media Says 74-Year-Old British Serial Killer “Died with COVID-19” – No Coroner’s Report
Note the wording. He died “with” the disease, like 94% of CDC recorded cases of “coronavirus deaths.” Also note that he’s a lot younger than 74 in that picture. It…
Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham Stab Trump in the Back
In the latest “back stabbing traitor” news, the perverted freak Ted Cruz and the deranged sicko Lindsey Graham have stabbed Real President Donald Trump in the back. It is suspected…
Italy: Lamborghini Huracan Used to Transport Kidney, Covers 300 Miles in Two Hours
It’s a touching story. Not sure if it actually happened. The Drive: Averaging 145 miles per hour, the Italian State Police delivered a donor kidney last week from Rome to…
The New Sagging Pants: Lindsey Graham Invents Coronavirus Mask Fashion Trend
Fashion is all about expressing your unique individuality, and America is a nation of unique and uniquely deranged and paranoid individuals. America has a long tradition of wearing things in…
Rat John Kelly Emerges from Shadows to Stab Real President in the Back!
Pictured: John Kelly emerges from the shadows of a back hallway – and he’s got a knife! You knew this sonovabitch was going to be the first major former member…
Intensifying Border Skirmishes are a Feature of the Total Global Collapse – Not a Bug
Remember: the head of the British military recently predicted that some low intensity conflict, somewhere in the world, is going to start World War III because of the coronavirus. It…
Unfortunately, There was No Hostage Situation at Ubisoft – It was a Hoax
On Friday, it was announced on the internet that there was a hostage situation at the headquarters of game company Ubisoft in Montreal, Canada. BREAKING NEWS: There is a possible…